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KAMMY ROULNER
I'm dedicating my efforts..., 2003
I'm gonna mail this postcard to a friend., 2008
Have you met my mildly attractive..., 2005
Hey!!..You broke my iPod!, 2006
How starved you must be for my giant muscles., 2007
I spend my weekends comparing..., 2006
I wanna' party just like Dash Snow., 2007
I wish our leaders would smile more., 2006
I won't be needing you anymore honey..., 2008
I'll bet I can predict all your failures., 2007
Do you like crying in public too?, 2007
I'm old, I'm desperate, and I know it., 2007
If you just slow your movie down..., 2007
In my day it was impolite..., 2005
Is it wrong to fantasize about Nancy Reagan?, 2008
It's hard to keep secrets., 2006
It's just not enough., 2006
Let's try it once more, but this time think..., 2007
Listen up!...Your work needs to reflect..., 2006
O.K. people!! This movie takes place in Australia..., 2007
Oh yah!!..Well I was once in a group show with Mike Kelley!!, 2006
One day I hope to be a burden on my children., 2006
Overly Romantic Notions of a Man We Never Knew, 2005
Your workforce is thoroughly unproductive!!, 2006
Please don't belittle my website., 2008
Someday I hope someone will refer to me..., 2007
The Possibility For Bloodshed Is Great, 2005
Wait 'til the gals in my chat room..., 2005