Mixed Greens

I'm dedicating my efforts..., 2003

I'm gonna mail this postcard to a friend., 2008

Have you met my mildly attractive..., 2005

Hey!!..You broke my iPod!, 2006

How starved you must be for my giant muscles., 2007

I spend my weekends comparing..., 2006

I wanna' party just like Dash Snow., 2007

I wish our leaders would smile more., 2006

I won't be needing you anymore honey..., 2008

I'll bet I can predict all your failures., 2007

Do you like crying in public too?, 2007

I'm old, I'm desperate, and I know it., 2007

If you just slow your movie down..., 2007

In my day it was impolite..., 2005

Is it wrong to fantasize about Nancy Reagan?, 2008

It's hard to keep secrets., 2006

It's just not enough., 2006

Let's try it once more, but this time think..., 2007

Listen up!...Your work needs to reflect..., 2006

O.K. people!! This movie takes place in Australia..., 2007

Oh yah!!..Well I was once in a group show with Mike Kelley!!, 2006

One day I hope to be a burden on my children., 2006

Overly Romantic Notions of a Man We Never Knew, 2005

Your workforce is thoroughly unproductive!!, 2006

Please don't belittle my website., 2008

Someday I hope someone will refer to me..., 2007

The Possibility For Bloodshed Is Great, 2005

Wait 'til the gals in my chat room..., 2005